Neuroslutty

I'm a middle-aged woman in a 21 year long, polyamorous marriage. I have four boyfriends and a girlfriend. My husband has two girlfriends (one of which is my girlfriend).

The inevitable questions:

• I'm in my mid-forties
• 34DDD
• 30 inch waist
• 40 inch hips
• My all-time favorite activity is sucking dick, and I suck a LOT of dick.

I was on Mastodon for a few years, and had a bit of a stalker scare last fall and deleted everything. I decided to go this route this time around.

No, I will not meet you.

STI testing

Husband and I have never contracted an STI. We get tested about every six months, sooner if there is a condom break, or if a partner (or partner of a partner) comes down with something. Only very rarely have any of our partners caught something, and it's never been anything a shot/round of antibiotics couldn't clear up, and we've managed to never catch it when they did.

I decided to keep a running record here:

• 1/27/25 – Negative
• 6/3/25 – Negative
• 10/19/25 – Negative
• 4/17/26 – Negative